Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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