just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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