Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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