i jhust puked up my retainher.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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