so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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