I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
