Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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