I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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