I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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