no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
