In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
