I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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