i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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