We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Farmville is her only friend.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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