The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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