I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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