I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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