Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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