Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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