I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cockslap morals
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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