I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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