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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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