Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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