Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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