Betty ford says i'm here all night
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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