oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
