I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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