Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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