The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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