I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
