Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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