yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Its about making memories worth repressing
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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