help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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