Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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