That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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