sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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