But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
drinking out of a sandbucket again
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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