why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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