kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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