she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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