You just made me feel so damn special
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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