Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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