If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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