Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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