? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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