We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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