If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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