party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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