If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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