don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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