Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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